I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
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