Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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