South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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