there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
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