Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Dicks are not precious.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
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