Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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