Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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