He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
