'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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