I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
it glows. i had to have it.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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