im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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