Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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