Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
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