I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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