Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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