What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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