Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
She announced her abortion via fbk
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
Randomize
