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(802): View more from Vermont

it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear

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(309): View more from Illinois

My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass

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(303): View more from Colorado

And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.

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(419): View more from Ohio

I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.

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(209): View more from California

I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.

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(250): View more from British Columbia

Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year

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(419): View more from Ohio

I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away

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(416): View more from Toronto

Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...

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