Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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