its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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