well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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