Small penises have feelings too.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
