we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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