Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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