I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
