Me. At least after what I've been through.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Randomize
