what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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