So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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