do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
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