the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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