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(443): View more from Maryland

hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?

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(615): View more from Tennessee

They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?

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