sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
it's great music for shaving your balls
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Holy shit dude........stairs
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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