On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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