whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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