i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
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