Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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