when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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