I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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