Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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