Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Dignity is for republicans.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
Randomize