also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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