I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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