Can Purell be used as lube?
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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