god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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