I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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