Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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