when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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