The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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