I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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