you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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