if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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