Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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