I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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