and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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