i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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